Ted Turner, George Lucas and Steven Spiel­berg should all be con­vuls­ing in their graves over this one, despite none of them being dead yet. Mamoru Oshii has made them look like even big­ger fools than they have man­aged to do on their own. This, ladies and gen­tle­men, is how you remake your clas­sic film: you actu­ally make it bet­ter. You...