My 3-year-old daugh­ter has a video game con­sole made by Leap Frog. It helps her learn let­ters and stuff like that but it is very clunky and the graph­ics look worse than Joust. She has really out­grown it and is very curi­ous about my XBOX and PS3. She always asks to play games with me but COD and Splat­ter­house aren’t exactly age appro­pri­ate....

Hello, and wel­come to Part 1 of my 8 part series enti­tled Star Wars Sucks and So Do You! Now that the Star Wars films have been released on blu-ray I feel that with the mil­lions (pos­si­bly hun­dreds of mil­lions) of Star Wars fan­boys eager to get their greasy paws on the films in this high def­i­n­i­tion for­mat, it falls to me to explain to...

The tril­ogy ended with what I con­sider to be the best of the three films. The Lord of The Rings: The Return of The King has become a clas­sic. I real­ize that it has been less than 8 years since the film’s release, but it is a clas­sic. Not in the same way as Fer­ris Bueller’s Day Off or The God­fa­ther, but as the cul­mi­na­tion of a...

Last week I wrote an arti­cle about the fun time I had at a screen­ing of the director’s cut of The Lord of The Rings: The Fel­low­ship of The Ring. I went with my friend Danny, who had never seen any of the LOTR movies before. Well this week we went to see the director’s cut of LOTR: The Two Tow­ers. Get­ting to see The Two Tow­ers on the big...

Tonight was a very good night. A few months back I received an email from New Line Cin­ema that said they were rere­leas­ing the director’s cut of The Lord of the Rings Tril­ogy in the­aters. The catch was that over the course of three weeks, they would show each movie only once. Tonight was The Fel­low­ship of the Ring. I am a huge fan of the LOTR...