My Take On: The John Cena Enigma

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In an era where the WWE has gone the PG route and shed the “atti­tude” that made them a phe­nom­e­non, one con­stant has remained — and that is the love/hate rela­tion­ship between the WWE uni­verse and John Cena. From the freestyling, throwback-wearing street sol­dier, to a modern-day Hulk Hogan, John Cena has had a very inter­est­ing jour­ney. Since he burst on the scene as the blue chip­per that pushed Kurt Angle to the limit, Cena has always had a unique fol­low­ing. Most feel his Hip-Hop per­sona was his best run, while oth­ers feel that his work as “Pro­to­type” and web-maniac “Brubaker” are what he should be doing.

Vince McMa­hon knows that the best way to sep­a­rate money from fans is through the kids, and look­ing at the cur­rent crop of WWE super­stars, the most main­stream guy really is John Cena. Many feel that Rey is the one that kids flock to — but kids can relate to the GI Joe-esque, pos­i­tive mes­sage throw­ing Cena a whole lot more. Not to men­tion the ladies like him as well, and that is a demo­graphic the WWE is try­ing to gain favor with. If the moms and the kids like Cena then they will gladly drop dough on his mer­chan­dise. The brash WWE pre­sen­ta­tion, while awe­some dur­ing the 90’s and bet­ter part of 2000, has run it’s course and Amer­ica has become more pussy-whipped and soft, so WWE was forced to adapt.

John Cena is a pas­sion­ate ath­lete that loves to enter­tain and has embraced his mixed fan base. Wrestle­ma­nia 26 showed that he enjoys being hated. But to the real “hard­core” fans, his gim­mick has grown ter­ri­bly stale — from his goody two shoes pro­mos to his con­stant pan­der­ing to the fans. Wrestling fans want more from Cena and the only way to expe­ri­ence that is one of two ways. As a rule, break­ing “tweener” a’la Stone Cold or a full on heel turn. It seems that Vince fears los­ing the kids and moms in turn­ing Cena, but he for­gets that if a char­ac­ter is awe­some and enter­tain­ing the cheers will always be there. A per­fect exam­ple of that is Randy Orton. Randy has been a scummy heel for a major­ity of the year and has really grown into his bi-polar per­sona, but you can see that fans still cheer him and as a result he is slowly being turned.

If I were book­ing the WWE, my first order of busi­ness would be to turn Cena and I would do it like this. This past Mon­day Cena & Orton tagged against Batista & Legacy and there was a teas­ing of con­flict between Cena & Orton at the end of Raw. Fast for­ward to this weeks’ Raw and here’s how I’d turn the beloved Cena into the most awe­some heel ever.

Raw opens with no intro, but with Cena in the ring mic in hand. He starts his promo like this ” So after all I’ve done for you fans you con­tinue to hate me. I bleed for you — hell I required surgery and nearly crip­pled myself for you. Yet you still boo me. All of a sud­den you cheer Randy Orton, a guy who ends careers and turns on his friends?! A viper in the fullest sense of term. I play by the rules and I get s*it on by you fans. The days of kiss­ing babies and pan­der­ing to you guys is over! John Cena is not turn­ing but is open­ing his eyes and get­ting tired of being the nice guy that always fin­ishes last. Hope the rest of the ros­ter is ready for the new John Cena.” End promo.
In that short promo you kinda turn him but not com­pletely. You save the full turn for the end of the night. At which point you hold a Bat­tle Royal with the win­ner get­ting a shot at Cena. Leave the Final 4 as Batista, Orton, Evan Bourne and HHH. Have Cena say that he’s tired of the fans always lov­ing these guys and have him leave the booth with a base­ball bat and beat all four guys sense­less. But the beat­ing needs to be bloody and you need stretch­ers for all four guys. This not only sets up feuds, but moves Cena away from the cookie cut­ter good guy into legit badass.

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 My Take On: The John Cena Enigma
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