Sometimes, people ask me if I like sports, and to be honest, I don’t, for the most part, unless that sport consists of fighting sans gloves.
I’ve always been into martial arts, but watching martial arts (before all this MMA and UFC stuff) has always been a snore fest.
Matches consisted of two numbnuts kicking each other in terrible fashion while a referee stops the action with every clean hit as the fighters score points.
Wasn’t a true test of skill or ability, just a few clean hits landed being tallied until someone kicked you in the chest enough times to become the winner.
Watching boxing was a man hugging fest unless cruiserweights were fighting, and even then, it was mainly boring, long, drawn out fights that went all the way to 12 rounds.
So what could provide all the fun of sports and the entertainment value of an interesting storyline as in movies, theater and TV shows?
Wrestling!
I’ve been a fan of wrestling since as far back as I can recall, though I was on and off during my later teen years, I’ve been a die-hard fan of Wrestling, mainly WWE , since Hogan was the man, through the Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels days, and now when guys like John Cena and Triple H are the top dogs and wrestling is way more entertaining than sports.
I’ve seen wrestling go through its ups and downs throughout the years from storylines and episodes as boring as lifetime movies to epic matches and shows as exciting as big Hollywood blockbusters.
The point of this little column, for lack of a better word, is to just point out a few comparisons between the wrestling when we were kids, and the wrestling we see on TV now and start-up a point of discussion on them.
To begin, I’ll point out some bigger issues right off the bat.
One of the problems back then, in the 80’s, early 90’s, was under exposure, decent wrestlers were always knocked off air time in favor of less talented, big name wrestlers, for example, Ricky Steamboat was 10 times the performer Hogan was, but also 10 times worse on the mic and charisma scale. Let’s keep it real, Hogan sold tickets, despite the fact that he really had the worst wrestling moves ever.
Steamboat probably couldn’t carry the show as well in that regard.
There were also less shows aired back then, Before RAW, I think on Saturday nights they had the main event, and on Saturday morning they’d air WWF Superstars which was mainly generic wrestlers getting beaten up by mid to low card performers.
You’d never see a major player there and no one cared for the “real” wrestlers, any of them that were really standing out didn’t really get much air time on the bigger shows, so they’d be off the radar faster than anything.
Now one of the main things that pisses me off is overexposure of programming and writers still under utilizing real talent.
But it’s not as bad as it could be, I guess….
With the programming, it’s ridiculous, on my last count, there are like four WWE shows a week, RAW, Smackdown, ECW and AM RAW on Saturday mornings, not to mention that there’s a PPV at least once a month, some months two PPV’s, such as January and April.
It’s nuts.
It used to be that there was only five big PPV’s in a year, and those were HUGE events, not just beefed up episodes of their regular weekly episodic programming shit.
There was the Royal Rumble, Wrestlemania, King of the Ring, SummerSlam, and Survivor series, and these events were where titles changed hands, rivalries were begun, ended and managed, and exciting moments were the norm.
Now it’s just a venue to exchange titles when needed, at the massive and frequent costs of paying customers.
I’ll have you know, titles used to be exchanged every now and then on episodes of RAW, I haven’t seen that in ages, last time was when RVD lost it to Edge after winning it from Cena at ECW One night stand quite a few years ago.
Now , never.
In the case of under utilizing talent, it’s nowhere near as bad as it used to be, but you’ll notice that obviously, the major players are the main focus, guys like Evan Bourne show up for a 3 minute match and that’s the end of it for the next 1–2 weeks, no real push from the writers, despite the stellar performance.
Guys like Randy Orton, Cena and Edge, while they do put on great shows, aren’t taking the risks that the newer talent is, and therefore, are becoming tiresome to watch.
I do feel Wrestling has evolved, it still has it’s boring shows as well as it’s great ones, and though there’s not much to watch in terms of brand name since WWE owns everything, and it’s either WWE or TNA, no more WCW, ECW, etc, just one or the other, it’s still good stuff , and has recently been getting a lot better in comparison to a few months ago.
I do wish they’d cut the damn PPV’s down, since you waste 40–50 bucks each month (or more) only to be disappointed at how shitty the event was.
Aside from that, at least now there are tons of top guys, totally not like the handful as in the old days, now we have top dog heels as well as top dog faces, so you aren’t limited to either Hogan or Ultimate Warrior (Face) or whoever their enemy was at the time.
Remember the divas back then?
My god, now they are actually hot, before they were pretty damn average at best, if not downright ghastly.
I also remember for a time, all the main eventers were lard asses like Yokozuna, Mabel, Tugboat, Earthquake, now it’s all about the jacked bodies.
I couldn’t get through an episode of raw without having man tits jiggled in my face for half the show and winning the WWE title only depended on how fat and heavy a superstar was and whether or not the top Face can lit his fat ass, or be squashed under his weight.
It kind of sucked for a time during the 90’s because of that disgusting shit.
Getting down to the meat of it all though, I would definitely say it’s better today than yesterday, but a few things need to be changed, as I pointed out above , and with that in place, wrestling can become even greater than ever.
That’s my take.
What’s the general consensus from the crowd, what sign are you holding up on this subject?