10 Things I Learned At The Big Apple Comic-Con

Handel October 19, 2009 3

10. Hellboy is a woman.

9. Sakura from Naruto is really fat in real life.

8. Big fat guys make terrible Venom cosplayers, especially when they just put on a Todd McFarlane mask and have no actual costume.

7. Pass on the concession stand food, especially when the hot dogs smell worse than your average fanboy.

6. Peter Mayhew gets no love.

5. Fat black women should not be allowed in the Green Lantern Core.

4. Twenty-Five years later, Jem is still truly outrageous; truly, truly, truly outrageous.

3. The movie version of Symbiote Spidey is a camera whore; he also likes to rub his ballsack on people.

2. Never go to a con alone; there are way to many jokes that must be shared with friends. Also, you will get raped in all senses of the term.

1. Cobra Commander is still a man; in fact, he is THE man.

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Bronx

You all neeed to check out the real New York Comic con, it's way better according to my nerd pals, oh wait, that's all of us.
But they say it's better, i went this year and had a ball in february, walked out with 3 free ps3 games too.
It's going to be in October next year, so buy a 3 day ticket.
i go for autogrpahs and stuff, so I'm no fun earlier in the day, and I also go to hopefully, get picked in focus panels to win free stuff.
Look for guys with clipboards!!

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